Emperor_Larsen: Greetings everyone and welcome to Imperial Order Meeting #324! Emperor_Larsen: Before we start our meeting, I have a very special announcement for today! * Emperor_Larsen takes Lady_Crystal's hand Emperor_Larsen: I'm very happy to announce that Crystal and I are going to get married here online and everyone will be invited the the ceremony! * Lady_crystal smiles Lady_crystal: The wedding will be on March 24th at 4:00, right before the meeting, I hope that you will all be there! Emperor_Larsen: Formal invitations will be sent out via email this week! * Emperor_Larsen kisses his Lady * Lady_crystal kisses her fiance and smiles at everyone Emperor_Larsen: I hope everyone will be able to join in the celebration with Crystal and I in two weeks! Lady_crystal: Hope you see you guys there! Emperor_Larsen: Now, onto today's regularly scheduled agenda: Emperor_Larsen: Imperial Command Authority Report: Emperor_Larsen: 1.) Imperial Olympics Emperor_Larsen: The Sign Up Sheet for the Olympics is now posted. You can get there by going to the War Room and clicking on the Tournament Emperor_Larsen: information for the Imperial Olympics: Emperor_Larsen: http://www.imperialorder.org/warroom/ Emperor_Larsen: As per the sign up procedure, you can sign up for one event, or you can sign up for all events. Its entirely up to you as to how many Emperor_Larsen: events you want to enter into. However, no matter how many you sign up for, you will be *expected* to participate in everyone. I will Emperor_Larsen: not tolerate people signing up and then dropping out from play, that is not how a tournament operates and it shows poor sportsmanship Emperor_Larsen: and poor competition if you do this, not to mention it would look bad for your career.... Emperor_Larsen: Other information about the Olympics is also posted on that page. The Pod Races have been added to the event listing. Emperor_Larsen: Also, I still need more feedback about JK, JO, GB and RPG Events - this means ASAP! You can post your ideas for events for Emperor_Larsen: these platforms to: Emperor_Larsen: http://www.imperialorder.org/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=000352 Emperor_Larsen: 2.) IO Mailing List Emperor_Larsen: I re-did the entire IO Mailing List this afternoon, as it was becoming disjointed and out of date. Everyone who is Ensign and above is now Emperor_Larsen: on the list. You should have received a confirmation of this in your inbox today, if you haven't, that means you have an incorrect email Emperor_Larsen: addy on the fleet roster, or you aren't on the roster. If this is the case, you need to contact your Commanding Officer and myself to Emperor_Larsen: rectify this problem. I'm fairly certain I got everyone though. Emperor_Larsen: 3.) Battle 26 for JK/JO Emperor_Larsen: I did not get a chance to post the information for the JK/JO section last week. A sign up thread is on the War Room Holonet now, so Emperor_Larsen: if your main platform is JK or JO and you want to earn the battle medal, sign up at: Emperor_Larsen: http://www.imperialorder.org/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=14&t=000007 Emperor_Larsen: For those with TIE, XvT and GB, I'm quite disappointed that I have only recieved one score in the TIE category. If you haven't flown this battle Emperor_Larsen: yet, you need to do asap. For those with GB, you need to contact MG Ty1 immediately to arrange a GB session to complete the battle. Emperor_Larsen: 4.) Treatise Imperialis Deadline Emperor_Larsen: The deadline is March 26th. The 52nd edition of the TI will be released on March 31st. Emperor_Larsen: Submittals, as always, go to me via email - emperor@imperialorder.net with the subject line of "TI Submittal" Emperor_Larsen: 5.) Pod Race Ladder Emperor_Larsen: Pod Race Nine will resume this Saturday, March 15th. Details will be posted on the Ladder and Casino Networks. Emperor_Larsen: This Ladder is starting to get a little small lately...if you have Pod Racer and want to test your skills, you can sign up by emailing me for instructions Emperor_Larsen: 6.) Execution of Yularen Emperor_Larsen: The Execution of LG Yularen will take place immediately following the regular meeting reports, stick around for the fun and excitement! Emperor_Larsen: ---Absentee Reports--- Emperor_Larsen: From Imperial Intelligence, Admiral Kiner: Emperor_Larsen: I have been directed by the Imperial Command to issue to the follow warning to the Fleet: Emperor_Larsen: In view of recent events, if anyone is contacted, emailed, private msged, or in any other way approached by a member of the New Republic 5th Fleet (NR5F) Emperor_Larsen: you are to alert me - kiner@imperialorder.net - with a cc: email to the Emperor. If you are contacted, a transcript of the meeting is to be included in Emperor_Larsen: your alert to me. This will help us keep the Empire safe from unwanted miscreants. Thank you, and have a nice day. Emperor_Larsen: From Brigadier General Shrike, Osprey Squadron/A:FLO: Emperor_Larsen: Congrats to ENS Cyrn for graduated from Osprey squadron and moving to Hawk squadron! Emperor_Larsen: A:FLO report I posted on the Holonet. I have a few emails from officers requesting their username data. Emperor_Larsen: Once VA Jaeger gives me the go ahead to send them out I'll do so. There were some protocol issues as Emperor_Larsen: VA Jaeger said and this prohibited me from sending usernames. Please take note everyone: you can Emperor_Larsen: change and update your records yourself when you get the username and password. I will give a detailed Emperor_Larsen: instruction for everyone on how to update your records once I get the approval. Thanks for being patient. Emperor_Larsen: ---end Absentee reports--- Emperor_Larsen: Just a quick add-on to that, if you are unable to make the meeting and have a report to give, you can email it to me to present for you. Emperor_Larsen: Grand Admiral Wulfman, any reports from the Chief of Operations Office? GA_Wulfman: Yes I do have a few things GA_Wulfman: SSD Executor II: GA_Wulfman: I would like to thank the Flight office fort he great work with the officer database. The project has indeed been so advanced that with a few modifications to it I could adopt it for the SSD Executor Ship roster. GA_Wulfman: You will find the up top date roster at the Executor website under Personal. Simply follow the roster links for Furious, Avenger and Warbird. GA_Wulfman: http://www.2ndfleet.org/executor/ GA_Wulfman: I will add (and remove) all Flight Cadets when they get assigned and also change their status when they complete their training. After that the Flight office and you self take care of the records. If you see any mistakes, please report them to me and VA Jaeger. GA_Wulfman: SSD Executor II website competition: GA_Wulfman: I was thinking of adding a simple one page website for each of the inactive Squadrons and Platoons on board of the SSD Executor II. It should be just one page with links to the SSD Executor II and the Imperial Order as well as the basic Squadron / Platoon Information GA_Wulfman: More details are at: GA_Wulfman: http://www.imperialorder.org/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=000368 GA_Wulfman: So far I have: GA_Wulfman: Major Devin Tores for Gamma GA_Wulfman: Brigadier General Kryptonite for Alpha GA_Wulfman: Colonel Fast Sniper for Beta GA_Wulfman: Means Furious Wing is taken care of. If anybody wants to submit more then one page, this is possible, but your second page must be one of Vehement Wing. GA_Wulfman: Deadline for the Competition is the 23rd of March GA_Wulfman: SSD Executor II active Websites: GA_Wulfman: Just as a reminder, all Commanders should not forget about their own websites and keed them up to date. Some of them surely need updates, while others are fine. GA_Wulfman: Promotion: GA_Wulfman: BG Jjerrows would you please step forward * BG_Jjerrows|MO steps forward GA_Wulfman: For your work in Furious Wing as XO , acting WC and now Wing Commander you are hereby promoted to the rank of Major General * GA_Wulfman hands the new rank insignia GA_Wulfman: congratulations, keep up the good work * MG_Jjerrows|MO salutes MG_Jjerrows|MO: thank you ,sir GA_Wulfman: You are welcome, now my last brief point of business ... GA_Wulfman: Imperial Trade Federation: GA_Wulfman: I am about to move the ship listing and the facilities / business stuff into a database. However, this requires some planning. I will also bring a few sites back up in the next few days. GA_Wulfman: More later at http://www.tradefederation.de GA_Wulfman: That is all I have for today, thank you Emperor_Larsen: Thank you Wulfman, and congratulations Major General Jjerrows! Emperor_Larsen: Rear Admiral Curgenven, any reports from the Communications Office? RA_J-Curgenven: Yes sir RA_J-Curgenven: Due to the events to happen later in the meeting, and in two weeks time, I'm going to expand the archive section of the COM yet again. RA_J-Curgenven: Also, the Webring Banner contest os now closed, the winner will be announced on the holonet when the Webring is fully active, I must say I was impressed with the enteries I did get, and disapointed with the lack of entries RA_J-Curgenven: I think thats all this week sir Emperor_Larsen: Thank you Curg Emperor_Larsen: Rear Admiral Max, any reports from the Logistics Office? RA_Max_Porteous: yes sir RA_Max_Porteous: again, I'd like to commend the quality of work for the new Graphics 2 course RA_Max_Porteous: it really was outstanding RA_Max_Porteous: to recognise this, I will be adding a page to the site with samples of the best work submitted to IDEV in general RA_Max_Porteous: I will also be adding links for the graduation logs RA_Max_Porteous: I'd also like to welcome LT1_SoulFlayer on board as Jedi Outcast editing instructor RA_Max_Porteous: he will have more to say on the status of the course later RA_Max_Porteous: the diploma's for this weekends graduation will be sent in the next couple of days RA_Max_Porteous: that's all I have for this week sir Emperor_Larsen: Thank you Max, and congratulations to LT1 Soulflayer! Emperor_Larsen: Rear Admiral Snailman, any reports from the Tactical Office? RA_Snailman: Yes Sir a couple RA_Snailman: First I'd like to announce the appointment of a new assistant to the Tactical Office RA_Snailman: Brigadier General Wrath is now part of my team and is responsible to the JK platforms missions and editting. RA_Snailman: Congratulations to him and I hope he will have lots of work to do :-}) RA_Snailman: I'm still lagging behind with the TAC site gfx, it is a bit difficult to find the link, but the tooltips work :-}) RA_Snailman: BG er, MG Jerrows has started to develop the tactics for the upcoming Tactical Operations department, and we are opening that section in the near future RA_Snailman: ITF... I still owe you with the last two month's profit which will be online this week. I hope I have to do this for the last time before GA Wulfman makes the listing into DB RA_Snailman: :-}) RA_Snailman: That's all for today, Sir. Emperor_Larsen: Thank you Snailman, and congratulations to BG Wrath! Emperor_Larsen: Fleet Admiral Moskito, any reports from the Praetorian Guard? FA_Moskito: thank you Sire, but nothing for todays meeting Emperor_Larsen: Thank you Moskito Emperor_Larsen: Major General Jjerrows, any reports from Furious Wing I or the HA:TAC Office? MG_Jjerrows|MO: yes sir MG_Jjerrows|MO: 1) Reports MG_Jjerrows|MO: Reports are coming in even from the officers that hadnt reported bevore the structure changes in furious MG_Jjerrows|MO: i am very pleased with the current developement of the wing in General and the squad commanders do excellent work there MG_Jjerrows|MO: 2) Inner Wing Competition 2 MG_Jjerrows|MO: I was very dissapointed that noone replied and took part. I will extent the deadline till end of this month and make there a 2nd try. MG_Jjerrows|MO: I expect all members who are in active squadron of furious at least to mail me and better to take part this time MG_Jjerrows|MO: 3) Lieutenant Khamul is unfortunately absent today. I hereby award him the Battle Medals 1 and 2 MG_Jjerrows|MO: congratulations to him MG_Jjerrows|MO: He shows an over accurate activety and good motivation MG_Jjerrows|MO: and finally my last point 4) MG_Jjerrows|MO: Major Dev would you please step forward * MAJ_Dev steps forward MG_Jjerrows|MO: I hereby award you with the Silver Star for your excellent Duty for your Squadron and your wing * MG_Jjerrows|MO hands out the Medal to the Major * MAJ_Dev salutes * MG_Jjerrows|MO salutes * MAJ_Dev accepts the medal MAJ_Dev: thank you sir MG_Jjerrows|MO: He will also give us the recent Kappa report deputizing BG Kryptonite later MG_Jjerrows|MO: thanks - thats all i have for today Emperor_Larsen: Thank you Jjerrows, and congratulations to Major Dev and Lieutenant Khamul! Emperor_Larsen: Major General Ty1, any reports from Avenger Regiment III or the A:CHO Office? MG_Ty1: Actually... There's not much to report, though there are a couple of things. MG_Ty1: First off, I need to have everyone who wants to be in the GB section of the 26th Battle to e-mail me ASAP. I need to set up who will be playing against who and so on. MG_Ty1: Please include if your computer is capable of hosting or not. MG_Ty1: Also, I have seen little by way of reports lately, and I need to see more, as soon as possible. MG_Ty1: And that's all from me, today. Thanks. Emperor_Larsen: Thank you Ty Emperor_Larsen: Major Dev, any reports from Kappa Squadron or the A:MO Office? MAJ_Dev: yes - i include BG Kryptonites as well sir MAJ_Dev: congratulations to MG JJerrows on his promotion, it is truly well deserved, and thank you for the silver star. MAJ_Dev: congratulations to crystal and the emperor, in a galaxy so vast it is beautiful to see two soulmates meet and unite. MAJ_Dev: 1) Morale Office: Bantha Races MAJ_Dev: Bets for Bantha Race 11, which will take place on the 15th of March, may now be placed at http://www.darksun.dk/casino/bantha/odds.html. MAJ_Dev: bet carefully!! MAJ_Dev: 2) Kappa Squadron MAJ_Dev: Firstly, Flight Cadet Mirage has been assigned to the 2-4 position to complete his training! Welcome, Mirage! Secondly, I'd just like to congratulate Ensign Trowa on passing his training with a fantastic grade! MAJ_Dev: Also ENS Veers has been moved to Tau Squadron MAJ_Dev: 3) Weekly Laugh MAJ_Dev: things might be a bit slow, but i will try to make the Weekly Laugh on time, if not please forgiveme. MAJ_Dev: thats all sir Emperor_Larsen: Thank you Dev, and congratulations to Ensign Trowa! Emperor_Larsen: Major Perja, any reports from Lynx Platoon? MAJ_Perja: No, nothing this week from us as far as reports go. Emperor_Larsen: Thank you Perja Emperor_Larsen: Major Dev, I believe you had something to add to your report? MAJ_Dev: sorry guys - it seems i went to the idiot school of reporting : ) MAJ_Dev: Two Banthas are in need of new owners, Krosas' Kiset (3), and Gavlinne's Glory (4). Visit http://www.imperialorder.org/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=19;t=000024 if you wish to take part in the auction of these two MAJ_Dev: thats all : ) Emperor_Larsen: Thank you Dev Emperor_Larsen: Now onto our special presentations for this evening. We have two in store for everyone....the first will be the execution of the traitor and defector LG Yularen * Emperor_Larsen turns on the Holorecorder which shows the weapons bay of the ESD Leviathan. Four Sec-Ra officers surround the prisoner, with the High Inquisitor standing off to the side. * Emperor_Larsen flips a switch on the ship intercom, "You may proceed" Emperor_Larsen: *The four officers pick Yularen up and carry him, bound, over to a weapons pod where a hollowed-out proton torpedo awaits. The officers cram Yularen's struggling body into the torpedo and slam the cover on him. Emperor_Larsen: *The human torpedo is loaded into the launch tube and the Sec-Ra officers step back and nod to the High Inquisitor. * Emperor_Larsen instructs Weapons Control to ready proton torpedo tube four and sets the coordinates to Coruscant's sun, he places his finger over the fire button, "Watch and learn what happens to those who betray the Empire...." Emperor_Larsen: *The torpedo with Yularen inside rockets out of the ship and heads for the blazing sun. The Holorecorder follows the torpedo as it gets smaller and smaller until it is incinerated by the superhot plasma of the Empire's central star...... * Emperor_Larsen switches off the Holorecorder, "Well, I guess it is true, in space no one can hear you scream!" Emperor_Larsen: Now, onto our next presentation, Major Perja I believe you have something arranged? MAJ_Perja: Indeed MAJ_Perja: I appologize in advance for the length but I have a lot to do. I suggest you use the refresher while the stage is being prepared * Emperor_Larsen motions for everyone to clear the floor, as he flips a switch to turn on the various lightning around the arena MAJ_Perja: /me enters from the side wearing a sparkly red dress, waving to her adoring public. MAJ_Perja: /me brings the hover podium forward and jumps on top of it. The lights go down as a single spotlight highlights her. MAJ_Perja: And now, to lighten the mood, welcome to the premiere edition of “The Most Painful Death”! MAJ_Perja: For tonight’s presentation, we have four wonderful and willing participants, directly from the very best platoon in the Order, Lynx! – No, I didn’t say that because I’m XO there… MAJ_Perja: Please welcome Ensigns Wicked, Galentine, Deus and Gaven! * MAJ_Perja grumbles * Emperor_Larsen uses the Force to pick up a struggling Ensign Deus, he lifts him into the arena, but first bangs his head against the wall to get him to stop struggling MAJ_Perja: /me nods to the Emperor as the spotlight shows the four ensigns tied up with extreme quantities of cellotape and leaking blood over the stone floor, from the numbers cut directly on their chests. MAJ_Perja: A big round of applause for my assistant tonight, you have all recognised him, Emperor Larsen! MAJ_Perja: /me holds up a small datapad MAJ_Perja: You’ll find on your armrests a small datapad such as this one. Please press one of the four choices on your screens to select the first contestant. * MAJ_Perja takes a small remote control and shows it to the public MAJ_Perja: Ensign Deus, as alphabetical first you have the choice of four deaths, voted by our public. MAJ_Perja: You have been charged with and found guilty of the following offence: MAJ_Perja: Class III - Desertion MAJ_Perja: Attempting to unlawfully leave the service of the IO. For IO purposes, not answering one's e-mail for more than one month. MAJ_Perja: As such, you are sentenced to death. We will momentarily discover your fate. * MAJ_Perja turns to the audience MAJ_Perja: And now it's time to vote! MAJ_Perja: *A small gate raises between the audience and the presentation floor* I would like to remind our audience that all appendages should be kept inside during the length of this match. MAJ_Perja: The death has been selected * MAJ_Perja presses a third button on her remote and a small fleet of mouse bots with razor extensions on their wheels rolls in. The bots roll around Deus in ever decreasing circle until the blades come in contact with him, reducing the ex-Ensign to a gooey mass on the floor. * MAJ_Perja grimaces as the spotlight returns to her MAJ_Perja: Well, that's put me off ground meat.... * MAJ_Perja turns to the Emperor and holds up a two on a piece of cardboard. * Emperor_Larsen lifts Galentine into the Arena, Galentine is visibly shaken, a look of horror on his face, he sets him down standing up and holds him in place with the Force MAJ_Perja: Ensign Galentine, you’re next up. MAJ_Perja: As the pile of hashed meat on the floor, you have been charged with and found guilty of the following offence: MAJ_Perja: Class III - Desertion MAJ_Perja: Attempting to unlawfully leave the service of the IO. For IO purposes, not answering one's e-mail for more than one month. MAJ_Perja: As such, you are sentenced to death. MAJ_Perja: The public has been voted while you were being brought here and you have been elected to test LG Fox's lightsaber! MAJ_Perja: /me steps down from the podium, putting on a lab coat and protective goggles. She unclips Fox’s lightsaber from her belt. MAJ_Perja: You’ll find that this fine piece of Dark Jedi workmanship is particularly well balanced and easy to handle. * MAJ_Perja sticks the lightsaber straight in his gut MAJ_Perja: We will now see how long it takes for him to die from this by viewing his vital stats on-screen *A screen displays a rapidly fading heartbeat* MAJ_Perja: Ooops, it’s already over! MAJ_Perja: You'll note that the lightsaber leaves a neat hole * Emperor_Larsen lifts Gaven up into the air with the Force, "You're next!" He tosses him bodily into the Arena, where he falls in a quivering heap MAJ_Perja: Ensign Gaven, you’re now in the limelight! MAJ_Perja: You have been charged with and found guilty of the following offence: MAJ_Perja: Class III - Desertion MAJ_Perja: Attempting to unlawfully leave the service of the IO. For IO purposes, not answering one's e-mail for more than one month. MAJ_Perja: As such, you are sentenced to death. MAJ_Perja: I know, terribly repetitive, but can you imagine the amount repetitive paperwork you people induce for me by not reporting in? MAJ_Perja: Two options remain! Will you pick Option 1 or the Special Surprise? Now is the time to vote for the options on your datapads! * MAJ_Perja turns to the audience, showing the datapad again * MAJ_Perja checks the results MAJ_Perja: Wow, this was close… But option one won in the end. I am now going to carry out the option on our contestant. * MAJ_Perja activated yet another remote. Nothing happens. She unholsters her blaster and shoots Gaven through the head. MAJ_Perja: Oh well, technology is not what it used to be! Sometimes, you have to rely on your good old blaster. * Emperor_Larsen goes over to stand behind Ensign Wicked, he draws back and kicks Wicked into the arena MAJ_Perja: And finally, Ensign Wicked, you’re the lucky winner of the Special Surprise tonight! * MAJ_Perja pours gasoline on the ensign and throws a match on him * Emperor_Larsen warms his hands by the fire MAJ_Perja: *While he burns, she pulls the lanvarok out from its case and activates it* Ensign Wicked, you have been charged with and found guilty of the following offence: MAJ_Perja: Class III - Desertion MAJ_Perja: Attempting to unlawfully leave the service of the IO. For IO purposes, not answering one's e-mail for more than one month. MAJ_Perja: As such, you are sentenced to death. MAJ_Perja: This fine Sith lanvarok and fire demonstration is all for you! I was shown this once... So it may hurt a lot. MAJ_Perja: While I warm up, I would like to thank those who lent me their weapons tonight for this special presentation MAJ_Perja: me applies the lanvarok to Wicked, cutting regular slices all the way up to his torso, then calling in the mouse bots. He is soon being reduced to a pile of blood and broken bones around her. * MAJ_Perja applies the lanvarok to Wicked, cutting regular slices all the way up to his torso, then calling in the mouse bots. He is soon being reduced to a pile of blood and broken bones around her. MAJ_Perja: Voila! Flambé-ed ensign! * MAJ_Dev claps MAJ_Perja: And this concludes this special edition of “The Most Painful Death”. I was a bit long and technically incomplete, but I hope you enjoyed it! Refreshments will be served in the lounge after the end of tonight’s entertainment! MAJ_Perja: Vote now to elect the death you enjoyed the most! * MAJ_Perja steps down and waves on her way to the changing room, as non lethal mousebots clean up the blood and gore. Emperor_Larsen: bravo, bravo!